i kissed spongebob because im freaking awesome :DD

Pick the month you were born in ;
1 (jan) - i danced with
2 (Feb) - i sucked
3 (Mar) - i jumped with
4 (Apr) -i killed
5 (May) - itook a photo with
6 (June) - i kissed
7 (July) -i fcuked
8 (Aug) - i ran naked with
9 (Sept) - i 69'd with
10 (Oct) - i shot
11 (Nov) - i yelled at
12) (Dec) - i needed

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1 - a striper
2 - a dildo
3 - my left leg
4 - a pothead
5 - dorothy the dianosaur
6 - willy wonka
7 - a monkey
8 - a teletubby
9 - the cool aid man
10 - spongebob
11 - a toilet paper roll
12 - a stripper
13 - jay-z
14 - a toliet
15 - a ninja
16 - a gangsta
17 - a snowman
18 - the one i love
19 - my crush
20 - a butterfly
21 -lady gaga
22 - my ex.
23 - a porn star
24 - the jonas brothers
25 - a homeless guy
26 - ​​​a tweaker
27 - barney (the dinosaur)
28 - a slut
29 - a bed
30 - my pool
31- my underwear

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:


White - because im cool like that
Black - because im freaking awesome
Pink - because im a skank
Turquoise-​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​because i like to skinny dip
Brown- because i love her
Polka Dots - because Im CRAZY
Purple - because I'm gay
Grey - because that bitch stole my hamburger
Other - because I'm ghetto
Green - because i have AMAZING boobs
Orange - because i am a mental retard
Red- because ima ranga
Blue - because i love sex
Tye dye- because Im a groovey scuba diver
Graphic- because gummy bears rape me
Yellow- because im hot.
None- because i have hot abs